1 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:11,360 I know it is between you. It's difficult because she looks like a woman. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:18,100 He is feminine. A terrible character... 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,720 Unpleasant. Disgusting. 4 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,460 - Look there! Here we have Orm! - No. 5 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,460 Obviously a master of disguise. 6 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:38,760 But you can't hide the nuts with makeup and costumes. 7 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,560 Count. We have found a secret exit. 8 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,600 Orm has escaped. 9 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,760 - Stop! Stop, stop. - What's wrong? 10 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:14,260 - Wait. It's definitely a stitch. - Do you have stitches? 11 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:20,690 - We are not far from the village. Must... - The stitch is killing me. 12 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:27,020 - That doesn't hurt that much! - I have a very high pain threshold. 13 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:32,740 This is bad. In fact they say that the stitch is worse than giving birth. 14 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,600 We stay here. 15 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,620 I never thought Orm would be a person able to escape. 16 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,920 I may not have gotten far. 17 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,860 Just one thing. What happened there... 18 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,980 If you think I've been... 19 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:23,460 involved in a homosexual act, then you are completely wrong. 20 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:28,060 Passionate sex with a man. Is there anything gayer than that? 21 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,300 Yes, but... According to Viking Law... 22 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:38,820 you have not participated in an event illegal homosexual... 23 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,560 as long as you are the active party. 24 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,180 That's why I was so active with the fingers, tongue, rolling around and that. 25 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,060 It was a dance of life. 26 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,780 And what is important is that the Law Vikinga is aware of this. 27 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:01,620 As long as you are the active part,... 28 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:06,780 so it's not illegal and honor is not lost. 29 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:12,420 - So, you haven't lost any honor? - No. No. Not at all. 30 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,400 Quite the opposite. 31 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,560 Orm! 32 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:34,000 Yes, you have gone to plunder the West! All I need is the map! 33 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,920 I will let you live if you give me the map! 34 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:46,760 All others will become slaves, but you are safe. Orm! 35 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,880 No one will accept such treatment. 36 00:03:54,320 --> 00:04:00,240 By Odin, he truly believes that you are so cowardly? Huh? Orm? 37 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,020 Orm! No, damn it. 38 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,040 Orm! 39 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,440 Here I am! Here I am! Here I am. 40 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,600 I'm here. He had not fled. 41 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,600 Here. 42 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,780 Now I hope you have what I want. 43 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,700 - Coward! - You would do the same! 44 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,820 -No one would have sacrificed the village. - Easy to say, protected in the cage! 45 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:57,300 Look here. I was going to give it to you for a long time, so everything is fine. 46 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,200 Orm. 47 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,220 What is this, Orm? 48 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,220 Big penises and asses. 49 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:16,120 - This is not a map. - Maybe a body map? 50 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,800 Look here. 51 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:35,420 Orm! Orm! The blood eagle is very fashionable. 52 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,520 I hope you are ready. 53 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,980 No. No! No! No! 54 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,460 I know where the map is! Arvid has it. 55 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:55,100 Arvid. Olav's right hand? 56 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:01,220 I was the right hand but he was the brains behind the trip. 57 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,600 It was he who hid the map. I know your weak point! 58 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,780 I'm sorry. I don't want to interfere... 59 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,060 But is there a Liv here? 60 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,340 Yes. It's me. 61 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,800 Yes, you must be raped in public. 62 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,420 - Huh? Raped? - Yes. 63 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,360 Raped in public. 64 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:46,660 If it's worth anything, It wasn't my idea at all. 65 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,060 - It's part of the deal. - Does the Count do it personally? 66 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:56,400 Yes, in general... 67 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:03,360 I don't guarantee anything, but we are going to cross the fingers for the Count to do it today. 68 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,460 - Come with me. - Be strong. 69 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:15,720 Let's go out. Close the door after me. 70 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,820 Arvid! I need that map! 71 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:43,740 No honorable man lets his woman is penetrated in public! 72 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,160 Cretin. 73 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:51,220 - This is not honorable. - I have to do something, right? 74 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,760 You can't attack them alone, with a knife. It is not a good strategic choice. 75 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:03,900 - Magnus? He rapes Arvid's wife. - A mere soldier? It's ridiculous. 76 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:10,720 Any other day I would be happy to ride it. 77 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:18,880 But so many things have happened in this invasion and the long ride... 78 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,060 then, I am not willing. 79 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,660 �H�kon! Vi�lala. 80 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:30,520 I don't feel very comfortable with that, Varg. 81 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:38,640 If my wife discovers that I am raping her business trips, she will go crazy. 82 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:44,420 Is it possible? Do I have to do everything myself? 83 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,300 Raped by a Count. That's how you talk. 84 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:52,060 I really want to be pumped by a Count. 85 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,580 Now I'll rape her, huh? 86 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,300 - Try to be calm now. - I was a little anxious. 87 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,580 How about a pillow? Improve the angle. Your semen will rise better. 88 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,880 She doesn't think clearly. 89 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,720 Can you turn around? 90 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,440 Also those in the cage! Turn around. 91 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:24,120 I don't need people looking at me when I put it in. 92 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,860 Now we just concentrate, and then we do it. 93 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,280 Come on, you are powerful. 94 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,580 Arvid! This is the last warning! 95 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:43,300 Now he will penetrate her! I'll be pregnant soon! 96 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,420 - Let's start! - I must attack. 97 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:53,380 You might have an idea. I know someone who can help us. 98 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,980 - You need a lot... - Arvid! Stay away! 99 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,580 �Now I can receive the Count's seeds! 100 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,700 He's going to do it. Did you have an idea? 101 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,600 This is a jackpot, you hear? 102 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Just... No, no erection. So... 103 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,840 Huh? 104 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:24,180 For now we leave it here. This was just a warning, Arvid! 105 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:30,268 In other circumstances, with a warmer climate and happy people... 106 00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:32,460 your wife would have drowned in the Count's sperm. 107 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:38,220 �In all the beautiful and powerful sperm of the Count! 108 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,640 Warning, Arvid! Attention! 109 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,280 Ah. There you have your army. 110 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,100 Eirik? 111 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,620 Uncle Oddvar? 112 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,040 It's Arvid, yes! 113 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:47,060 -They have died a long time ago! - No, we live. 114 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,900 Is it a kind of limbo here? 115 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:57,000 �They didn't go to Valhalla because they left pending things on earth? 116 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:01,300 No, actually we should do the testup... 117 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:08,400 but it goes against human nature throw yourself to death from a rock. 118 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,000 It's something idiotic. 119 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:19,160 I just have to sit and try understand what is happening here. 120 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:40,060 Now I think I understand it. You are alive. 121 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,260 - But are you willing to fight for me? - Of course! 122 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:53,500 If we fall in battle, we will go to Valhalla, so this is an ideal situation. 123 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:59,400 Sounds great. Let's make a plan. 124 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,900 Sometimes I struggle due to lack of supply of blood down there. 125 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,020 Especially with my wife. 126 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,520 Other times it remains hard as stone. 127 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:36,880 The meat flute always plays its own melody. Isn't that what they say? 128 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:49,900 Either way, you can console yourself, The West is overrated. 129 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,680 We have something that is much more valuable. 130 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,840 - Diamonds? - No, no, no. More than that. 131 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,200 - Rubes? - Theater. 132 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,100 Theater? 133 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,200 If I can get one key person of the cage,... 134 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:19,000 we will show you something of the summer work. 135 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,840 Theater. 136 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,520 - Fanatic! Fanatic! - Absurd! Absurd! 137 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,000 - Disappointment. - Disappointment. 138 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,000 - Shame! - Shame! 139 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,560 She loves you! 140 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,600 No, she loves you! 141 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:45,620 It's hard to imagine without the appropriate scenery. 142 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:51,280 We couldn't warm up, so We don't reach the high notes. 143 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:57,840 - This is... - Can we try again? 144 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,620 I had never experienced it... 145 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:06,260 I felt like I had... Exit... 146 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,980 a strange fluid of... 147 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,620 my eyes 148 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:19,040 I think I learned something about myself and the society in which we live. 149 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:44,640 Look. Here comes the pig to the slaughterhouse. 150 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,660 - I thought I was alone. - That was the last time I saw him. 151 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:00,200 The Vikings are in the cage, who the fuck are they? 152 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,200 Varg! 153 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,020 Come on, chubby. Send me to Valhalla. 154 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,940 First of all, I'm not fat. 155 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,180 I have a crooked spine. 156 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,660 It makes the stomach twist a little. The back goes inward. 157 00:18:53,960 --> 00:19:00,000 Secondly, I will let you live, because I know you have been deceived. 158 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:14,020 Yes. The wisest reaches out his hand. Isn't that what they say? 159 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,900 Here you really show your generosity 160 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,020 Samples that you can leave quickly behind you the conflicts... 161 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,420 and you don't stop at stupid things as others have done. 162 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,940 - Thank you. - You are a great man. 163 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:37,180 Your boss is incredible, incredibly proud of you. 164 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,940 Yes. So... I take command again. 165 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:49,480 We must not stop at who really leads Norheim. 166 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,580 Nobody wins with that. 167 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,500 Arvid! Arvid! Arvid. 168 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:10,500 Yes, you might want to try, but I don't think it works. 169 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,180 at least today we have learned a lesson. 170 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:21,780 Don't let an evil enemy live and do not turn your back on him if you have attacked him. 171 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:28,040 I hope people remember this It doesn't happen multiple times in history. 172 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:35,760 And I am so tactile! Arvid! Arvid. 173 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,060 Hello. 174 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:52,900 Chief Arvid. Who would have dreamed of that? 175 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:59,199 I dreamed it. Chief Olav dreamed it too. 176 00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:01,220 But I was wondering one thing. 177 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:06,260 Do you think it's okay that a person has a weakness? 178 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:12,420 - Nobody can be perfect all the time. - No, it's something like that. 179 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:17,260 I have a small weakness. I love power. 180 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,860 I feel attracted to power like a moth to the flame. 181 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:28,060 Olvar was crazy, you are strong, and Count Varg is a count. 182 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,520 It is not surprising that women They would throw themselves at him. 183 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:38,020 -He is psychopathic and very evil. - No, it's a role he plays. 184 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:43,900 - Are you attracted to a guy like that? - Nothing happened. 185 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:50,140 - I hope you can forgive me now. - Clear. I'm sure. 186 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:56,680 - Can we start from scratch? - Yes, we can certainly do that. 187 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,820 - Hello, Kark. - Hello, Chief Arvid! 188 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,300 Do you have space in the pigsty? New roommate. 189 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,900 - There is always room for someone else. - Are you kidding, Arvid? 190 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:18,600 This is your new home. Never come back to the farm again. 191 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,700 Arvid! I will never forgive you! 192 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,780 You don't need to be a snob. This is much better than a house. 193 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,480 Except the smell. 194 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:43,000 Count Varg. I want to believe that you have learned a lesson here in Norheim. 195 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:51,940 I learned, Arvid. You are tough as a flint and a man of honor. 196 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,060 I'm sorry you turned in the Count "Without hands." 197 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:59,180 But our best blacksmiths They worked on the matter... 198 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,900 so I'm quite proud about the result. 199 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,720 Raise your hands so everyone can see. 200 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,220 Raise your hands. Nothing to be ashamed of. 201 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,900 What? 202 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:22,340 with one hand you can eat normally. 203 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:28,100 The other one is like a normal hand, only with a little harder fingers. 204 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,820 The hands are almost there. Can we agree? 205 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:39,100 - That's right, Arvid. - So, have a good trip back. 206 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:44,180 I hope we are at peace. Without resentments and with new hands. 207 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,479 No, no hard feelings, Arvid. 208 00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,660 Really? No hard feelings? 209 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:57,340 Obviously horrible resentments They ride inside me. 210 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,540 Let's not talk about that now. 211 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,240 Strategy, my friend. Strategy. 212 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:22,660 Viljar! How handsome you are tonight. Good choice of skins. 213 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:29,380 Interested in a little digging tonight? Do you have the will? 214 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,820 No chance, Orm the Deformed. 215 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:38,020 Orm the Deformed. How fun! Have you been thinking about that for a long time? 216 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:43,260 I've known you for a long time and it's the first time you're funny! 217 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:48,820 Hildur! hello! Dear sister-in-law. How are you? 218 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,620 - Brilliant. And you? - Good. It could have been better. 219 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:59,680 - I see it. - Hey... don't you feel like digging? 220 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,140 - No. - Don't leave without digging me up! 221 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,200 "I'm sorry I didn't raped when I could! 222 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,180 Very good. The blood calls. The shovel is there. 223 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,120 - I don't need any shovel. - What do you plan to do? 224 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,780 Look what I you forced to do, Orm. 225 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:35,220 Now it's splashing on me. I don't know if that's your intention. 226 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,140 I can't turn around either. 227 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,960 Now the damage has happened. 228 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,440 hello! 229 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,880 Cheers! 230 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:24,839 Huh? Who says "piss"? If it's a joke, end it. 231 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:26,980 What is the grace? 232 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:34,280 - It's me. Liv. -Liv! A gift from Thor and Odin. 233 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,580 I refuse to live with a slave almost retarded. Are we leaving? 234 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,760 Yes, we're leaving. Let's go! 235 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,460 What a shame, Arvid! 236 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,759 -The birds have flown! - What a shame! Damn Neanderthals! 237 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,060 This is for you! 238 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,580 And my perineum too! - Huh? 239 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,460 �This is not the last thing you have seen from me, Arvid! We will return! 240 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,840 - We won't be back. - Well, we must take revenge, right? 241 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,840 Oh! Oh! Sail, Liv! 242 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:36,980 hello! There you are. I've been looking for you. I have great news to tell you. 243 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,420 There is life... inside here. 244 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,060 A little Arvid. 245 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,160 A little Arvid? How do you... Arvid? 246 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,060 - I don't know. - I know it's a boy. 247 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,160 A little boss. Isn't it fun? 248 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:05,440 But, I don't want to bother you. Keep up the good work what they were doing. See you inside! 249 00:29:25,469 --> 00:29:32,469 Translation: Alvaro * NORDIKEN.net *